Sea Captain Dreams Gifts

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Lifeboat

'We're drifting apart.'

"Must you always bring your work home?"

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

Trawlers

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Now blow like hell!'

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

Man struggling to row,

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'