Sea Captain Hopeful Gifts

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Romance on the Yacht

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Lifeboat

'We're drifting apart.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Trawlers