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"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'We're drifting apart.'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Lifeboat

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

"Must you always bring your work home?"

Trawlers

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Now blow like hell!'

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

Man struggling to row,

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'