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'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Romance on the Yacht

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We're drifting apart.'

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Lifeboat

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

Trawlers