Aspiring Sailor T-Shirts

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Build a Raft

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Pirate

Sailor boy

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

Rainbow/Horizon

High tide.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

My First Boat

Becalmed yachts

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"We're luckier than most people..."

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

Man struggling to row,

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"He wants to be a Navy Seal when he grows up."

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Bon fromage!'

Cruise to nowhere

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

In search of the American dream...

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

"Turn again Whittington!"

'Where do I keep my bucket lists? Right there, in my bucket...'

'Rudderless and adrift? But, you're in Kansas, Evans.'

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

"...But what's all the compared to adventure....Are you with me boys?...Cowardly Riffraff!"

'Maybe you don't even need the life jacket.'