Sailboat Captain Wannabe T-Shirts

Goldilocks Sail Emporium

The Dubloon Stops Here

Captain steering house through flood.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Sailor boy

Romance on the Yacht

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

My First Boat

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

Man struggling to row,