Sailboat Captain Wannabe Prints

Goldilocks Sail Emporium

The Dubloon Stops Here

Captain steering house through flood.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Romance on the Yacht

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Sailor boy

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

My First Boat

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'