Sea Captain Wannabe Prints

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

"...But what's all the compared to adventure....Are you with me boys?...Cowardly Riffraff!"

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

Flying Dutchman

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'We're drifting apart.'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Lifeboat

My First Boat

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Trawlers

"Must you always bring your work home?"

'Now blow like hell!'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'