Wannabe Sailor Prints

My First Boat

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Zorro as a child.

Pirate

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Who do you think you're kidding? The cub scouts don't have a "special ops."

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

'Rudderless and adrift? But, you're in Kansas, Evans.'

"I want to exercise my right to Rome."

Blue Origin

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

'C'mon! -- Let's evolve into Beach Boys!'

"...But what's all the compared to adventure....Are you with me boys?...Cowardly Riffraff!"

The Island

Talk like a pirate accountant day.

TO BOLDLY GO where everyone else went (not all that long ago...)

'I see a long ocean voyage in your future....'

I spy with my little eye, something black again. Daaad.

He left without paying the docking fees? Yep -- That's why we call him "the skipper"!