Seafarer Wannabe Prints

Pirate

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Lighthouse Beam.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Walking the Plank.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"International trade"

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Submariners' Eye Test.

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

"You look good for your age."