Wannabe Sailor Gifts

My First Boat

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Pirate

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

'Rudderless and adrift? But, you're in Kansas, Evans.'

"I want to exercise my right to Rome."

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

'C'mon! -- Let's evolve into Beach Boys!'

"...But what's all the compared to adventure....Are you with me boys?...Cowardly Riffraff!"

The Island

Talk like a pirate accountant day.

'I see a long ocean voyage in your future....'

TO BOLDLY GO where everyone else went (not all that long ago...)

After the cutbacks at flight simulator school. . .