Aspiring Sailors Gifts

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Build a Raft

Family traits.

Sailor boy

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

High tide.

My First Boat

Becalmed yachts

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Man struggling to row,

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"He wants to be a Navy Seal when he grows up."

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

'Bon fromage!'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Cruise to nowhere

"I'm the CEO of a giant telecommunications firm - but that's just to put food on the table. My real ambition is to be a waiter."

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

Mr Bumble

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

"...But what's all the compared to adventure....Are you with me boys?...Cowardly Riffraff!"

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

Feeding the ducks (it's a sailing boat).

"Can you tell me the first thing you did wrong?"