Junior Sailor Gifts

Build a Raft

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

real enjoyment

High tide.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Becalmed yachts

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Pirate

First Dive

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

WiFi on deserted island

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

'What type of line are you using?'

'RIGHT! That's IT young man! You're grounded!'

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

TV and boy

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'

"I know it's your name, Eddie. I just don't think it's the best name for a boat."

"Can you tell me the first thing you did wrong?"

Goldilocks Sail Emporium

Overtaken by the tide. - Margate.

Boy asks servant to prepare a long list of fishing bait

Have you seen that movie, with the blonde girl who looks like that other blonde girl...

'I forgot you get seasick.'

Sailor