Wannabe Aviator Gifts

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

The Hobby Store

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Boy pilot.

Zorro as a child.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

My First Boat

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

Who do you think you're kidding? The cub scouts don't have a "special ops."

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

Silhouettes

Blue Origin

Butterflies see caterpillar hang gliding.

At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.

Flight Simulator / a Penguin using a flight simulator to experience flying.

"So what attracted you to us?"

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'I've worked it out. You should have turned left at Cairo.'