Wannabe Explorer Prints

The Island

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Vacation Bus Photo

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Rainbow/Horizon

Desert Roundabout

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Airport

My First Boat

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Your Palm

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Tourist Attractions

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

'Special! Wander the Sinai Desert just like Moses! only $999 per person.'

An American Suitcase in Paris!

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'