Boat Captain Wannabe T-Shirts

Man struggling to row,

The Dubloon Stops Here

Captain steering house through flood.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Romance on the Yacht

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

My First Boat

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.