Model Boat Captain T-Shirts

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"

Remote control pirate bully

Piracy on a boating lake

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Captain steering house through flood.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Romance on the Yacht

Submarine Hunter.

Admiral in the bath.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

Man struggling to row,

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.

'This is probably far enough, Michael!'

How not to dock a houseboat.

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

Giraffe Sailing

"He's gone on a lap of honour!"

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.