Model Boat Captain Mugs

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"

Remote control pirate bully

Piracy on a boating lake

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Captain steering house through flood.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Romance on the Yacht

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Submarine Hunter.

Admiral in the bath.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

Man struggling to row,

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

Message in fishing net - 'Sorry - we don't live here anymore'.

Giraffe Sailing

'This is probably far enough, Michael!'

How not to dock a houseboat.

'We've reached very dry land, captain.'

"He's gone on a lap of honour!"