Model Boat Lover Mugs

Piracy on a boating lake

Remote control pirate bully

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Business Duck

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Watching Sea Life.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"They migrate here each summer."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Submarine Hunter.

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

'Here's the junk mail.'

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

Becalmed yachts