Model Ship Captain Mugs

Remote control pirate bully

'I think you were supposed to wait a while after drinking it.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Distractions.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Romance on the Yacht

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Suez Canal Curse

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'