Model Ship Captain Gifts

Remote control pirate bully

'I think you were supposed to wait a while after drinking it.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Distractions.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Romance on the Yacht

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Submarine Hunter.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."