Miniature Marine Captain Gifts

Two children in a park; one playing with an R/C sailboat and the other playing with a drone

Remote control pirate bully

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

The Hobby Store

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

real enjoyment

Submarine Hunter.

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

Nano technology.

'Mike has had a lifelong dream of working at Sea World.'

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

To Launch

"Land ahoy!"

'I'm sorry, Captain, I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself.'

Once a pirate always a pirate!

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

Model steam train pulls into a station

It's a model.

'Up periscope!'

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"

Tourists filming a thatched cottage.

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

"We homeschool."