Miniature Sailor Gifts

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Sushi Train Set.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Tiny people.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Submarine Hunter.

real enjoyment

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Mini Computer

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.