Miniature Sailor T-Shirts

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

King Kongs first christmas

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Sushi Train Set.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Tiny people.

real enjoyment

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Submarine Hunter.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Mini Computer

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'