Toy Sailor T-Shirts

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Submarine Hunter.

real enjoyment

Admiral in the bath.

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

Remote control bridge in bath.

UFO Romance

Sea song.

'What type of line are you using?'

"Land ahoy!"

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

Soap Recovery Ship

"Do your folks know you're into guns?"

Row to Row

'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

Crowded Shipping Lanes Set

"I know it's your name, Eddie. I just don't think it's the best name for a boat."

"Can I stop bailing now?"

Bill Gates - sinking boat in the bathtub.

Sand Castle Siege

Have you seen that movie, with the blonde girl who looks like that other blonde girl...

Boat in the Bath

'We finally got the bugger!'