Toy Captain T-Shirts

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Remote control pirate bully

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Ramming Speed!"

Submarine Hunter.

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

Admiral in the bath.

Sportknitting

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

Clockwork Toys.

'Let's get busy with the snow-woman. Here's Daddy with the snow.'

Once a pirate always a pirate!

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"Land ahoy!"

"Okay! I'm letting go! Just stay straight! Do not get hurt! Your mother will never forgive me!!"

Soap Recovery Ship

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"

"Do your folks know you're into guns?"

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

Navy games.

Trading Standards man entering 'Toys r sus'

'Another strike?'

'I think you were supposed to wait a while after drinking it.'