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Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Navy games.

Two men at the park, one with a remote control boat and the other with a remote control mine.

"Ramming Speed!"

Director/Action Man toy.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"Houston, we have a problem!"

It's more than a mike!

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Admiral in the bath.

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

In the very beginning.

New summer barbie doll.