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"Can you withdraw your troops to the box in your bedroom?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Childlike love

One!

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Toys

Remote Control Duck

Inaction Figure

Help me!

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'