Playtime Strategist T-Shirts

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

'The only imaginable solution to this problem is a battle to the death.'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

Mr. Blok's nap is his daughter's opportunity.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'What's play?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Rocking Horse

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'