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"Go for the bottom of the foot, dead centre."

'OK, you can play ball with me, but don't chew on it! Your brother's ruined five of my balls already...'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"She's been so creative lately."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'What's play?'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Children's Imagination

Rocking Horse

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."