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"Go for the bottom of the foot, dead centre."

'OK, you can play ball with me, but don't chew on it! Your brother's ruined five of my balls already...'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'What's play?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Extra innings.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Rocking Horse

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'