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Children's Imagination

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"A little help, please."

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Peekaboo!'

Rocking Horse

Extra innings.

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

I love bathtime.

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'