Toy Strategist Gifts

"Can you withdraw your troops to the box in your bedroom?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Werewolves of London..."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Remote Control Duck

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Inaction Figure

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Help me!

Toys

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium