"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."
Early Strategist Gifts
Looking for a gift that inspires your favorite early strategist? Our collection features witty, thoughtful items that celebrate planning, foresight, and creativity. Perfect for those who are always thinking one step ahead, these products add a touch of humor and insight to their workspace or home. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, find something that cheers on their clever ideas and ambitious plans.
A fight in the Boardroom.
"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."
"Any questions?"
'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'
"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"
After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.
"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"
Sweep the board.
'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'
"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"
'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'
"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."
Ideas Ahead of their Time
Target your customer.
"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."
"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"
'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'
"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"
'She'll never look for me here.'
'What kind of a mission statement is that?'
'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'
Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"
'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'
Game changing
Business Target
Board Game Hunter
"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."
"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"
'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'
'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'
An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.
"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."
'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'
'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'
Early Strategist Gifts Collection
Early Strategist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs crafted for early strategists—witty, insightful, and perfect for inspiring big ideas every morning.
Early Strategist Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate strategic minds—comfortable, witty, and ideal for brightening up any space with a touch of genius.
Early Strategist Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that honor creative strategists—perfect for decorating your workspace or gifting someone with big ideas.
Early Strategist T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts for creative strategists—smart, stylish, and designed to showcase their clever mindset.