Future Strategist Gifts

'The best time to start to think about your retirement is before your boss does. It's never too soon to think about retirement planning.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Although not an UNQUALIFIED success the climate summit has pointed us in the RIGHT DIRECTION...and we are confident that in the FULLNESS of time with APPROPRIATE levels of investment then there is a strong POSSIBILITY that there will be SOME ....BUGGER!

"We need 80% of our pre-retirement income for retirement."

'Mischief? Mayhem? General shenanigans? It's never too early to consider one's legacy.'

"When I think of the as yet undreamed of loopholes that are going to be available to you guys!"

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

Global warming debate.

'This is your list for Santa?? A corvette? A 50' TV?. . . If you don't become an ambulance chasing lawyer. . . you've missed your calling.'

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

"Considering our projections...I think we should just recycle this year!"

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Meet the author"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

View to the Future

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Crap from the future.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Artifishial Intelligence

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Do you have any other skills?