Toy Marketer Gifts

"Oh no, we've got a jumper!"

Director/Action Man toy.

"That'll be five bucks."

Rocking horse

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Rocking Horse

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

CATCHY NAME

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

It's more than a mike!

Yo-Yo Sales

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

"Their kids will be begging for it."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."