Toy Trader Gifts

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Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Rocking horse

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"That'll be five bucks."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'At lone at last.'

"Werewolves of London..."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Rocking Horse

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"