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Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Rocking horse

"That'll be five bucks."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Rocking Horse

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Werewolves of London..."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'