Toy Seller At Heart T-Shirts

A green man sitting on a beach imagining selling toys online

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

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Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."