Toy Seller At Heart T-Shirts

A green man sitting on a beach imagining selling toys online

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"That'll be five bucks."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Rocking Horse

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Werewolves of London..."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

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Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.