Toy Shop Owner T-Shirts

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Sale.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

'Just look'in'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'How old is this vase?'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

The Price or the Biscuits?

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'