Toy Shop Trooper T-Shirts

'So that's what they mean by 'shop until you drop'.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Ramming Speed!"

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"That One!"

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

Little Girls Outside A Toy Shop

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

Toy soldiers very expensive.

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."