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'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"This is daring, but I like it."

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"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

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'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Penguin suit fitting.

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

How would Madam like to pay?

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

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"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

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'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

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'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'