Toy Shop Assistant Mugs

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

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Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Penguin suit fitting.

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

How would Madam like to pay?

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

We stock ALL sizes...

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

Sold It All.

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'