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'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'

'Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah, blah.' - 'Ahem.' - 'Blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah.' - 'Excuse me.' - 'Does it look like we want to help you?!' -

"Do you keep stationery here?"

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?'

"Book Shop - worker reading 'How to get a better paid job'."

"Do you take cash?"

Man literally having a key cut.

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

'Look out! It's going to charge!'

'Would you like something too big or too small?'

Novelty Balloons: Customer services.

That one's alligator.

The Day After Christmas DAy

"You're five items short. You'll have to use the express lane. This checkout is 16 items or more only."

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cut Price

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Stationery Shop

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"You know you're getting old when..."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"I'd say business was brisk."

Penguin suit fitting.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

How would Madam like to pay?