Store Assistant T-Shirts

'Here's what you asked for... 'shoes made in the U.S by adult U.S citizens'... that's going to be $1,795.'

'Do you have this in sheep?'

'It's from our 'One Size Fits None' line.'

"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?"

New Shoes.

'Sister, you're out of your mind if you think I'm paying for this.'

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

'Miss, could I try this dress?' 'Only if You pay in advance!'

Womens dressing rooms.

'Laugh all you can - then I'll tell you the price!'

'What's this about you not having enough time to go to the toilet?'

'Lady, you have to quit shopping till you drop!'

'I like the blue one. It'll look good tossed on the floor near the bed.'

Shopping Online.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Any old clothes for the jumble sale?

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

It's a little tight around the shoulders.

The sleeves are too short and the pants are too baggy!

You should have seen the dress I saw at lunchtime...

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

'... eventually, I sold her the pair that she was wearing when she came in!'

"This style comes with a free podiatrist appointment."

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

Just for Feet, Just for Penis.

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

I need something to go with my new tie.

It's too tight! You'll shrink into it as you get older.

We stock ALL sizes...

'You may already be a whiner.'

'I'm a 10 12.' - 'What, litres?'