Bookshop Assistant T-Shirts

"I can't find 'Jude the Obscure'"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Rare Books

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Rodin's Browser

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Catalogue of little books.

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Cook in the cookery section.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Penguin suit fitting.

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

How would Madam like to pay?

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

We stock ALL sizes...

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

A man sitting in the grass reading

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"