Bookshop Assistant Mugs

"I can't find 'Jude the Obscure'"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Rare Books

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Rodin's Browser

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Catalogue of little books.

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Penguin suit fitting.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Cook in the cookery section.

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

How would Madam like to pay?

We stock ALL sizes...

A man sitting in the grass reading

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Mysteries.

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"