Toy Store Employee T-Shirts

A man holds a paddle ball by the ball and trie to make it work at a complaint clerk.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Toys Were Me

'This must be the work clothes section.'

Ace Toys Ltd

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

music store

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"Just groceries? Oh I see..."

"Oh no, we've got a jumper!"

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

Little Girls Outside A Toy Shop

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

'I need a new scent.'

'Do you have this style in a larger size?'

Toy soldiers very expensive.

"...And it has a pheromone which will make him submissive to you."

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.