Toy Company Manager T-Shirts

Ace Toys Ltd

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

Toys Were Me

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

"Oh no, we've got a jumper!"

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

"You know, I'd understand if you wanted to break up with me. I am

'... and that one is yours!'

Business is up and down.

Toy soldiers very expensive.

Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.

"Another batch of toys came in from third world countries...if this keeps up, a lot of us elves will be out of jobs."

"Looks like an inside job."

"I'm here to wind up the company."