Toy Industry Executive T-Shirts

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

Director/Action Man toy.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

It's more than a mike!

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"Their kids will be begging for it."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'