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Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Director/Action Man toy.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

It's more than a mike!

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

Yo-Yo Sales

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

LEGO profits.

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

When technology goes too far #2. The wireless yo-yo. q

Toys Were Me