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Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Director/Action Man toy.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

It's more than a mike!

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Toys Were Me

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'